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STOP MESSING!
- Are you there? - Working. Please stop messing …
- Working or chatting? - Working!! - Then, why are you chatting? …
… … … still there? - Please stop messing … - Do you remember my new classmate? I am dating him … - What do you mean DATING? Are you breaking up with me? … … … … … … … … … … Please say something. - WORKING remember? Please STOP MESSING … …
STRANGE NEW YEAR
January, the first. I just woke up. The worst hangover in my life was killing me. Opened windows. An unbearable Indian summer invaded all. The light pissed me off. Mosquitoes were driving me crazy. I didn’t understand anything, the world upside down. Suddenly I realized: This is South Africa!
PETER PAN FOREVER
In the childhood, we were always playing, we spread happiness. Any small smile, gesture was a great fact for us and for other people. Sometimes we tend to forget that small things make us happier because the biggest are more important. Don’t forget the child who always have been.
YOUR LIFE
Nobody knows how long it takes to reach the end. We all know how it started. We are weak at first, but we get stronger in the end. Only life teaches you how you can reach the end. You are who have to listen and choose the best for you.
FATE WILLED IT THUS
I was walking through Paris when a shadow with no identity brushed past me. I shuddered to feel her soul as part of mine, wandering aimlessly in search of a fate.
What had happened at that moment? She had found me, but destiny brought her … It was rather good!
TIC TAC
She was staring at me, like a girl afraid of strangers:
- “What time is it?”
I answered her in a routine way.
- “Are you hungry?” she asked me one more time.
- “What’s your name?” she continued asking.
I breathed deeply, sighed and answered: - “Susan, mum. My name is Susan”.
THE HAPPIEST DAY EVER? First prize.
- “If there’s someone who knows a reason not to celebrate this marriage, speak up now, or keep quiet forever”. I looked around, praying for a raised hand. Everybody was smiling. I burst into sweat. But I didn’t dare speak my mind.
- “You can kiss the bride”, I said
MUM
I never listened to her. She always told me what it was right or wrong. She gave me some advice and I thought I didn’t need them. However, now I would like to listen to her. I would need to hear her advice but she isn’t. I love …
YOU HAVE BEEN SPOTTED (third finalist)
Just look at them, sitting there all smug, silently schewing. You are not aware of the danger. You are surrounded by wicked creatures waiting for their best shot like vultures before dinner. Then, during your ritual stroll to the main square, a stock finds its target. you have been spotted!
EASY ADMISSION?
Sorry, you are too well prepared for the post.
Sorry, Mc Donalds does not need a doctor in its staff.
Sorry, you need something else to become a priest.
Sorry, we do not accept suicides in Heaven.
- What should I do to be admitted somewhere?
- Nothing! Just become a politician!
DIFFERENT REALITIES
Few years ago, my mortgage was born. Now I have not job. My taxes are going up. My bank keeps phoning me. I am overwhelmed and surely tomorrow I will not be able to pay my mortagage anymore … Suddenly … my king has an accident. He is hunting elephants in Bostwana.
BLACK AND WHITE
Wine and milk, let’s play sex. After that I smoke a cigarette. Sudenly a noise. Someone is calling me. Who will it be? It’s my mum coming upstaris. “Sweetie, do you need help?” This wine is so hot! I must keep cool or chocolate will become really jealous!
HELP!
From his flat, he heard a scream. A girl was asking for help. Without thinking, he went down the stairs to the street. Nervously, he undid his tie, while he was looking for a phone box. he had gone around the whole neighbourhood, without success. Downcast Superman went back home.
THE BATTLE
Hundreds of bombs exploding around us, pain, blood and the disgusting smell of burnt bodies. Come on! The enemies are here, we have to cross our lines. It was then when I saw his injuries. I dragged him.
Dear … dinner is ready!
I gripped my teddy and … crossed the lines.
New birth
The sun rose on top of the sky when he was born.
Immediately his charming mother cleaned him and dropped a beautiful kiss with lovely care. Two huge eyes stared his mother’s and the whole world stopped for a second. I thought to myself: I love my new awesome foal.
YES WE HAVE!
- We have to work harder …
- We have to pay more taxes …
- We have to reduce our rights …
- We HAVE TO DO IT otherwise we will be intervened by Europe
- Thanks Mr President, but what will YOU sacrifice?
- We have to work harder
- We have pay more taxes …
- We have to …
UNBEARABLE BURDEN
That evening I was deeply heart-broken in front of my own tomb. I didn’t get used after two years. So many memories. My family cried for me. My friends pried for me. That unbearable burden was killing me again. It is the price to pay working in the CIA.
IT HAPPENS!
I do not even remember the last time I felt it. So long ago I had lost all my hopes to feel this again. It happens!! Spring in my heart, rainbows in my mind. I wish everybody could know about it. Hope this time last longer. It happens!! … … … It rains.
Thank God
-I’m worried about my son Albert.
-Why?
-He is always playing with numbers and figures.
-What’s wrong with it?
-His qualifications are not good. Everything is so weird. He usually talks about time and space in such a strange way…
-Oh heavens! Let him be himself Mrs Einstein.
IT IS MY JOB
My job consists in taking Mary to school and looking after her while their parents are at work. Hardly do we arrive to school every morning when another same age girl runs to meet me and gives me a kiss. My heart breaks. She is Betsy, my little lonely daughter.
WE SHOULD TALK
- Hi Honey!
- We should talk …
- how was your day?
- I said we should talk (I wish I could tell you I have a lover but I just want the divorce).
- We have been invited to Ascot with the Windsors … … … Sorry, what did you say?
- Nothing, just that I missed you …
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